dicktier:

‘im going to bed now’ is really just code for ‘i’m going to read gay fanfiction for six more hours’ 

stargazingbrothers:

#this is the first time Sam’s ever got hurt on a hunt, #and Dean is still so young and fresh-faced, #just turned nineteen and alone with Sammy in the hospital while John finishes the job, #and he looks down at his little brother, #so small and broken and bloody on the white sheets, #and he swears to himself, #he’ll never see Sammy like that again, #he’ll never let anything hurt Sammy like that again

i think i was poisoned by a spider last night but idk man

sillyunicorntime:

bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man

you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at

literary nuts can read trashy romance novels

adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books

christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about satanism

mother of four can read a self-help book on spicing up her sex life

divorced cop can read a book about sexuality

no one gets to judge and no one gets to say anything about it - that is sacred fuckin territory and as long as you aren’t ripping out pages and stuffing them in your pants, you can look at any kind of book you want

even twilight

holy shit yes

even if you see a teenage girl tearing up as she nears the end of breaking dawn YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF

SYLVIA PLATH DIED FOR YOUR LIBRARY CARD

HATE THE BOOK NOT THE READER

emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)